It’s All Fun and Games Until a Lawyer Needs to be Called
My sister Suzan has always been really good at dating people I don’t like. It’s fine because she’s her own woman, but still, she has poor taste if you ask me or other members of my family. When she got married two years ago, everyone was slightly surprised. “Really? This is who you want to marry?” You should have seen the look on my dad’s face when she announced it at the dinner table. First red flag, her fiance, Cooper wasn’t even with her when she told our family. The excuse? He doesn’t like to spend a lot of time around family, not even his own. Ummm, that did not make anyone feel better about the situation.
My parents tried their best to talk Suzan out of it, but in the end, they respected her decision. She had a small ceremony, and the wedding went alright, except for a few hiccups amongst the groom’s family. The funniest thing happened when Cooper’s cousin stood up to give a toast and fell over. She was desperately trying to grab anything to save her from falling, and ended up grabbing the tablecloth and pulling the punch bowl down on top of her!
Normally I wouldn’t be so cruel as to laugh at another’s misfortune, but this chick had it coming. I believe it is known as karma across the Pacific, and she is just a rude person. Every time I’ve seen her she’s always drinking too much Boone’s Farm and turns into a terrible person. Anyways, I won’t be seeing much of her anymore because Suzan is getting a divorce.
Thank GOD they don’t have any children, but it’s still a complete headache. Apparently, Cooper is sleeping with someone else, and that dirtbag has been lying this whole time. I don’t know why Suzan even married him the first place because I am not surprised at all. I went over to their house to help her pack some things and come live with me for a while, and Cooper’s cousin was there drinking her trashy juice. By the time we were almost done packing, she was feeling it and started making rude comments. As soon as she started, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I let her have a piece of my mind, and it felt great…until she punched me in the face and made my nose bleed. Luckily the queen of booze can’t really punch well, and I didn’t break anything, but I was so pissed.
Of course, the police came, but we ended up not filing charges. I almost felt bad for causing more drama for Suzan, but she totally has my back. The whole ordeal happened so fast, that I was totally caught off guard. We both had a lot of questions about what to do next, but we found a great lawyer who helped us with all of our problems. She is definitely getting a divorce now, per the advice of Kessler & Solomiany, LLC, and I’m surprised at how complicated it can be. Good thing these guys know what their doing, I think they’re worth every penny.